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proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
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swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
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