Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it
Me: is very chill
You: is not very chill and should probably take some lessons from me. $45 dollars for the first hour plus $10 an hour for any additional time.
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
doin a group project like