(Source: sandrawanat)

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur)

britney:

bitch

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle)

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(Source: daytonastatecollege)

okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

image

(Source: goatish)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

(Source: omgs)

meowed:

are you a red light bc stop

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